The Obamacare site is glitching and crashing after 4.7 million visits the first day, and FOX News is smug smugitty smug smug smug! Says one happy FOX sage, “Hey we told ya this was gonna happen months ago.” We shoulda listened to him, hey? Never having experienced site problems due to traffic, FOX assumes it’s a bad sign for the entire enterprise of Obamacare, rather than something natural, which happens to highly popular sites.
We could clue them in, but their belief makes them supremely happy, much like Mitt Romney on election night 2012, just before they explained the (real) results to him.