Gold: Keyona Davis of Daytona Beach, Fla is the Worst Babysitter in the World – so they say. What’s all of the screaming about anyway, the child was strapped into a car seat. After eight years of babysitting, Ms Davis knows ‘some’ safety regulations and I’ll bet she works relatively cheap.
Silver: Congressman Allen West. Picture him dressed as the spirit of Harriet Tubman, the better to preach that Liberals are keeping the black people down! While Maxine Waters is a favorite target of West’s, he wasn’t a bit shy about sending his unemployed brother Arlen to her, with the directive to find him employment at the Black Caucus job fair. While Arlen West’s employment status is unknown, it’s likely that he’s started adoption proceedings, or is searching for his Nordstrom’s receipt, in order to either adopt Congresswoman Waters as a sibling, and obtain a refund for one batcrap crazy brother – if Nordstrom still exchanges anything – no questions asked.
Bronze: Glenn Beck no doubt sleeps like a baby because if he believed anything that comes out of his mouth he would be in a constant state of panic, and his Vicks induced tears would roll over black and blue baggage from sleepless nights. In truth, he looks well-rested although he’s onto us. The United American Left has joined forces with radical Islam. You’ve got us, beebeehead!