Gold: Congressman Michael Burgess of Texas. Here is a mystery. How did the Texas GOP and Teabaggers draft such a man? I was bowled over when I read his remarks to the hostile Teabaggers defending his vote for the debt deal. Sadly, it took courage and rare dedication to do what was best for this country despite the irrational party line! While this is the job description of our representatives, it is rare that one performs out of lock-step. Huzzahs for Burgess – how could he possibly end up on this list?
Silver: Glenn Beck. It is astonishing that a loud and batty few from the Projector Party accuse others of the actions that they themselves employ. Evil is simply "What leftists do!" Beck manages to slander, libel, and also has the inside scoop on Obama, KGB Operative! It’s all good when he asks God to crank up the celestial hearing aid and special 3-glasses…Which do no good when his supernatural radio is cranked up, and tuned into white noise and his own mental variety show, Lake Hellbegone.
Bronze: Nebraska Atty General Jon Bruning. This is the kind of ‘Take Charge’ guy you – rather, Republican/Teabaggers want running for Senate. Those welfare raccoons don’t fool him one bit, the lazy ne’r do wells! He has experience with this kind of social scourge. Once he shuts down raccoon welfare in Nebraska, their budget problems will be a thing of the past – but for the diseases homeless folks and urban raccoons will be sharing by living in such close proximity and fighting over the same buckets of beetles. I reckon illness comes under the category survival of the fittest, and thinning out the herd. It’s the Teabagger way.