Gold: Louie Gohmert Rep (R-TX) and his invisible alter-ego Goober are known for the ‘terror babies’ flap as well as his comparison of gays to bestiality and
Hitler. So you know he’s a stable individual, just watch how beautifully he handles a disagreement/misunderstanding with a (now) unemployed art teacher. He’s ready for bigger things!
Silver: Rich Iott. The Ohio Tea Party candidate and Nazi reenactor is baaack! He knows how YOU feel if you’re in the armed forces, he should, he’s a "soldier" and a "Veteran" – if you count dress-up enacting on the wrong side of WW2, and playing soldier in a militia to be comparable to service in the armed forces. The important thing is that HE does!
Bronze: A forgetful thief in Waterbury CT brings home the bronze. Confucius say: Don’t call cops to help find your ill-gotten gains.