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Omigod Fox News! Apology One, Lies Endless

Omigod Fox News! Apology One,  Lies Endless

An avalanche of domestic and international jibes over Fox’s ‘expert’ “No Go Zone” report, left them with little option other than to make their first known apology. Not because they’re sorry, but because they got caught – a lot!   Of course we laugh at them all of the time, but this bone-headed caper boosted them into the lofty territory of  international laughingstock. On a more serious note, the city of Paris wants to sue them for defamation. Well done!

When the reeking miasma of misinformation made Fox the butt of jokes at home and abroad, they had two options. They could employ their usual tactics (lying) about the French commie journalists, or they could  (gulp) apologize…It didn’t have to be sincere, and it was sure worth it in order to deflect international attention and get back to what they do best – making poop up!
Psycho Super Mom has immortalized the moment in song, and looks back at some of the less glorious moments when FOX should have apologized, but of course – did not.

Many of the most cringe-worthy moments are in the video, here are but a few of the truly golden turds. Honk if you see any racism, elitism or just plain stupidity.

Brian Kilmeade on race: “Americans aren’t ‘pure’ like the Swedes because they keep marrying ‘other species and other ethnics.'”

Stepford Blonde Megyn Kelly on Santa and Jesus who are inexplicably combined. Kelly assured upset racist children presumed to be watching, that Santa is white. Her reasoning is based on the “verifiable fact that Jesus was a white man too.”

There is always a culture war at Fox.
Fox is headquarters for the “War on Christmas” (Happy Holidays!)

Bill O’Reilly maintains a constant “War on Beyonce” – but is it based on attraction rather than moral outrage by the Loofah Boy?

Geraldo Rivera blames a hoodie for Trayvon Martin’s death.

Neil Cavuto reasons: “The poor are not poor, they have refrigerators.”

A Fox fembot reasoned that the  metric system is likely to blame for the Airasia crash.

A seventh study agrees: “Fox ‘news’ viewers are the most misinformed of any other group. Coincidence?