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Onion Week in Review, Aug 3, 2012: Lower class happy with no student loans to pay off

What an easy life they have. No outstanding student loans, no mortgages, no portfolios to worry over… Their only daily worries are feeding their children, not getting wet when it rains, and hoping not to get sick.  A life of a… How does that go, ignorant bliss!  But about half of them do know that if they vote for Republicans their lives will suddenly become EXCEPTIONALLY wonderful!  What will with all that pee tinkling down on them and all.

ONION: Week in review