The real Paul Ryan budget is even more absurd than The Onion makes it out to be. But he may have something there with the bunny idea. Bunnies have the best kind of poop. It is so good children eat it. Has anyone looked into the health benefits of bunny poop. Calories? Bunny Poop Soda? It's easy to clean up too! A yard blower works! I doubt people would be calling the National Guard over bunny poop in their yard. Good fertilizer too! The benefits are endless? Oh, and Chocolate eggs!
But something can also be said about self surgery. Though there are limits regarding reach and ability to use both hands. But who knows, that can be reduced by training in one handed self surgery and prayer. But what if you need general anesthetic? That's what family is for.