America’s Best Christian, Mrs. Betty Bowers, selflessly releases yet another Super PAC ad for the GOP. They’re Welcome! She’s such a givah, but America’s Best Christian isn’t always embraced by her brethren and sisteren; I think it’s because of Betty’s crazy talk. One example of what makes her unpopular is her insistence that the Bible says something about not praying in public – cover your ears young Tebow. Betty also goes on about some people and their obsession with gay sex, and how Jesus was remiss in that regard. There are so many wacky beliefs that Betty insists are a sign that you may be in the Theocrisy… As if it’s a bad thing! "Brought to you by the GOP, official sponsor of the Apocalypse."