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Republican Energy Chair Joe Barton to eradicate those damn squiggly light bulbs

What can you say? If the brain were as large as the ego we’d all be happy. Simply hearing Joe Barton, who aims to become Chairman General (that’s Patton) of the House
Energy Committee reason that the eradication of those expensive "Lil squiggly tailed light bulbs" is his primary focus, and the battle which will define him is enough to – well, it’s enough.

Editor’s note: America’s new Energy Chairman, Texas Joe Barton, gained national attention this Summer by apologizing to BP for our government blaming them for the Gulf oil spill. He won re-election with 68% of the vote, 8 points higher than his last election. Though it looks as if he has Down’s Syndrome, he is really just a squinty-eyed cretin. Beloved by the cretin laden Ft Worth area.