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Republican Guatemalan kidapult, Stephen Colbert

I can understand the selfish callous disregard of Republicans I suppose, it’s their pride in it that passes me by.

Republican Guatemalan kidapultA lot more fun than pumpkin tossing! But what about catching them on the others side? Well that’s not our problem is it? That is Mexico’s problem.

Down here in Dumbutt we are passing laws and resolutions to not allow buses full of brown kids to even pass through.  Not even allowed to stop. No temporary housing to hold them even for 20 minutes.

What’s it all about? Well I did a little math and found that for the United States to assimilate 60,000 kids a year would cost us each about 2 cents. So if it isn’ the money, what it? ITS THE PRINCIPLE OF THE THING!

The principle of putting on your best gun shirt, waving an American flag in one hand, a raised fist or finger with the other, while turning purple screaming at busloads of little kids. What could be more principled than that I ask you?

The GOP is no longer the Silly Party, it is now the Ugly Party.