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Republican Mother of 12 Announces Presidential Run

Illinois Republican Mother of 12, Sherry Procarione  Launches White House Bid

The Republican candidate car is a little more crowded since Sherry Procarione of Illinois announced her intentions to join the presidential race. The mother of twelve has never held a public office, but I’ll bet she’s logged hundreds of hours on FOX news. The new candidate claims her difficult to pronounce name will become a household word “Because of the principles and the ideas which I have espoused.”  What are some of those principles and ideas?  She is for abolishing the EPA, the IRS – and this one  is special…The ACA.  We gain a little more insight into the mother of 12, when she explains her reasoning. Procarione would do away with  Obamacare; “Letting charity help those who are truly in need, and who are more merciful and generous than government.”

Mrs. P must have been in labor most of her adult life, or she would know that  we’ve worked with her ‘charitable method’ for over 200 years,  and it didn’t work for us.