Republican Party Admissions Test

Republican Party Admissions Test

1. Can you say “my country right or wrong”?    Yes   No

2. Are you more or less intolerant than you think you are?     More   Less

3. How much do you hate sharing your stuff?     A lot   Very much

4. Do you whine about taxes every:    second   minute   hour

5. Check number of guns owned:    10    25    Lost count

6. How many people would you enjoy shooting?    5    more than 5  millions

7. Who do you hate most?    Blacks   Muslims    Gays   Liberals

8. Hours a day spent hating above choice?    8 hrs    12 hrs    24 hrs

9. Would you kill anyone speaking ill of your mother?    Yes   No

10. Are you an Aggie? (If not sure check Yes)    Yes    No

11. What upsets you more?  Nuclear-warfare   Genocide   Affirmative Action?

12. Check machinery you can operate:    Revolver   Pickup truck   can opener

13. What organizations are you a member of?    FOX   KKK   NRA

14. What sports do you participate in?    Shooting    Golf    Hunting

15. Put these words in the correct order.    God    Race   Country  Family

16. Can you quote Sarah Palin without feeling like an idiot?    Yes    No

17. Hours a day you listen to Rush Limbaugh?  1 hr  2 hrs  3 hrs

18. Does this questionnaire phis you off?    Yes     No

 

Circle each answer and send a copy to:
RNC
310 First Street, SE
Washington, D.C. 20003
Please include copy of picture ID (you know why)
If your last name begins or ends with a vowel, forget it