Rush Limbaugh Flees Florida to Escape ‘Liberal Conspiracy’ Irma

Rush Limbaugh Flees Florida to Escape 'Liberal Conspiracy' Irma

El Rushbo took to his chubby round heels to escape the fury of hurricane Irma, although Limbaugh’s message to listeners on Thursday,didn’t specify a reason for a sudden interruption in programming.

“May as well announce this: I’m not going to get into details because of the security nature of things, but it turns out that we will not be able to do the program here tomorrow,” Limbaugh told listeners Thursday afternoon.

“We’ll be on the air next week, folks, from parts unknown. Tomorrow will be problematic. Legally impossible for us to originate the program out of here.” He did promise to be on air  from another location Monday — one day after the storm is expected to hit Florida.

It will be legally and physically impossible to broadcast the show as usual. Limbaugh is chewing a lot of crow and spitting out feathers and feet. The cigar-chomping bloviator has been preaching the doctrine of hurricanes and media-created fear since Harvey hit Texas.

“The media is just trying to boost ratings and sales, there is a desire to advance this climate change agenda, and hurricanes are one of the fastest and best ways to do it. Limbaugh further instructed: “You can accomplish a lot just by creating fear and panic.”

It looks like that conspiracy just got real for Limbaugh!