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After stealing Mitt Romney’s thunder in New Hampshire, padding her donation piggy bank and leading ‘the lamestream media’ on a continual 24-hour daily chase, Sarah Palin’s magical mystery tour has stopped in mid-tour. Mama Grizzly is home again, catching salmon. So that’s what they call dollars in Alaskan slang!
Palin’s bus tour screeched abruptly to a halt just before the turn off leading to the heartland. It wouldn’t do to say that she’s not interested in that leg of the trip – gosh, good golly that can’t be it! Sweltering in record heat-waves and dodging tornadoes with you folks has nothing to do with her changed itinerary, nosirreee. Home, and upon reflection, she has issued a rather vague notice concerning jury duty. In essence, it is correct, but nowhere does she really state that she has been called to serve in mid-tour. Heartland folks, dry your eyes. I hear that Palin will accept check, card, or money orders via the internet.