SNL COLD OPEN: Morning Joe and Mika hot put no legs

SNL COLD OPEN: Morning Joe and Mika hot put no legsWatching Morning Joe and Mika in the background here while I knock this out each morning I have to say the SNL writers are must not be big fans as they missed THE LEGS.

Not to be undone by the Fox Blond Glamour Babes, MSNBC has been selling the show with Mika’s legs for quite some time. Rachel Maddow’s legs? No idea. Breasts? No idea. Butt? No idea. But she sure is a good girl splainer.

Reasons to watch Joe and Mika rather than the over the air networks:

  1. You have no interest in what celebrities cook
  2. You have no interest in what celebrities are selling
  3. You have no interest in who sings in the street
  4. You are more concerned with politics than celebrities
  5. You need keep up with how the darkside thinks and can no longer stomach listening to Rush Limbaugh or watching Fox News so Joe will do.
  6. You get a laugh from the eye rolling liberal scold dealing with a loudmouthed dick everyday.
  7. You like the regulars who seem to be mostly normal human beings.