Hey, we got our first Alec Baldwin break! Instead we are treated with a shirtless Vladimir Putin explaining the ins and outs of owning an American President, with a guest appearance by Olya Povlatsky wearing a pussyhat! Here! Hear!
I am sure you have read the stories about the streets and bars all over Russia flowing with vodka in the celebration of their now second best friend – after dictator and war criminal Bashar al-Assad – Donald Trump becoming THE President of the United States. Why would they be so happy I wonder? Well as Bill Maher and Toby Keith pointed out the other day, Trump fans are mostly alcoholics and drug addicts with Russia leading the world in drunks. 25% of men between 18 and 54 die of vodka.
New Rules Bill Maher, Toby Keith Drinks, January 20 2017
Bill Maher editorial, Trump drug addicts, January 20 2017
And what about this shower thing? It really isn’t so bad even if Putin does have a video of it. After all it was just a billionaire who hated having a Black President so very much he spend years failing to prove Barrack Obama was a Muslim born in Kenya. In fact that is what brought The Donald to the political stage to become President.
So what the he hired a couple of Russian prostitutes to watch them pee on the hotel room bed that President and First Lady Obama had once slept in? No crime, no misdemeanor, no problem. Which by the way is a step up from mocking the disabled, bragging about grabbing women by the ass and egging on his deeply deplorables at his rallies to beat the crap of people.
As our President says, he could shoot someone down on 5th Avenue and not lose a vote. I believe that.
Are CNN and the New York Times on 5th Avenue?