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Stephen Colbert, Armed School Janitors, Ayn Rand Atlasphere Dating and Forida Pythons

ayn rand is hot!Cold as Ice. I don’t know who’s hotter, Ayn Rand or Beyonce. Keep in mind that the Libertarian Party is mostly populated by very single unattractive white males, so how this will work has me stumped.

Weapon armories in school basements! Sounds like a good Republican idea.  Just a reminder. There was an armed police guard at Columbine at the time of the shootings.

Over the years I have honed my gun control advocacy down to three statements:

1) Look back into your life and ask yourself if any confrontation you have witnessed would have been better resolved with guns?
2) Put a loaded gun in a room with 100 monkeys. Now put a 100 guns in a room with 100 monkeys. How do you think that will go?
3) Those who really really want an assault rifle are the very ones who should really really not be able to get one.