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Stephen Colbert, Ben Carson right about the pyramids!

Stephen Colbert, Ben Carson right about the pyramids!Hey, let’s give Dr. Spongebrain Squareben a break here, after all, he is the darling of home schooling and replacing public education with religious school vouchers, which would mean EVERYONE will know the pyramids are filled with grain and Jesus is going to kill 7 billion people, including fetuses, week after next.

I am sure you understand that the truth is arrived not by science or reason or facts, but by how many pig farmers believe something is true.

The last time God committed genocide he left only 8 survivors, this time I am not quite clear on how many will be left over.  144,000 rings a bell somewhere, Oral Roberts?  I do know Muslims, Hindus, Buddhists and Catholics won’t make it out alive. From what I have noticed lately on TV those still here will dress in white robes, keep their mouths shut and chain smoke. Where that is going no one has a clue.