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Stephen Colbert congratulates Dark Horse Herman Cain win GOP debate

Herman Cain is as bad as it gets. Right-wing hate radio host, rabid pro Lifer and homophobe, evangelical fundamentalist with rhetoric even uglier that Alan Keyes. Makes Oral Roberts educated Michele Bachmann seem moderate. Boy the disgusto meter goes right off the scale on this guy, let me tell you. And so beloved by Iowa Republicans! 

You know, The Donald is funny and adds a clownish factor to the GOP primaries. Santorum is a moron and fun to look at. Sarah Palin is mean and nasty but at least she likes killing animals. Gingrich is a  hypocrite, but insane in a good sort of megalomania kind of way. Romney is attractive in a soap opera actor sort of way. Pawlenty is invisible. Bachmann is that dizzy chick we all feel kind of sorry for. But I am hard pressed to find any redeeming human or social value in Herman Cain whatsoever. Which of course makes him a good example of what Christ was all about. WHERE’S HIS BIRTH CERTIFICATE!! And whatever he may produce was photoshopped! Forged! And false, so say I, Oily Titbits.