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Stephen Colbert, Fox News Pretty Polly

pretty polly fox newsWhere best to see a mechanical bird advertisement than Fox News? If you like Bill O’Reilly you will want a fake pet in a cage. I really like the cage part. After all, these people would not want their only friend to escape. It might change the channel.

Widowed Grandma and her 93 year old mother live next door. Every time I cut the grass I pass by their kitchen window to see FOX NEWS on their big screen TV. All times of day. Nothing but. What a diet of that crap can do to one’s brain should scare everyone.

I have always wondered about Fox News billing itself as FAIR AND BALANCED. What is that about?  Is it meant to be funny? Cynical?  Sarcastic?  Satirical? Or is such a big bold lie just for bragging rights on how utterly and fatally dishonest Republicans are?