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Stephen Colbert, put your loved ones ashes in bullets

Hmm Hmm Good!  Happy Thanksgiving! You can now kill animals and people AFTER you are dead! Here in the United States of Guns Galore! 

Guns Galore! I cannot think of anything more American that passing down to our children the fun, the humor, the joy of GUNS GALORE! Hey Kids! You want to go to Disneyland? No, how about a trip to GUNS GALORE! Okay Okay, text your friends and Mom and I will take all of you. We got coupons for those 9mm 20 round clips. We can get one for each of you. They are only $17.31 each! 20% discounts for bulk drug cartel purchases. These clips are extremely effective on diminutive unarmed female Democrats.