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Stephen Colbert, Rand Paul vs Chris Christie, Bozo vs Tony Soprano

rand vs christieThis is a fight the Kentucky Clown should bow out of.  Silly little Rand Paul is no match for a big Italian New Jersey mobster.

I love Rand Paul doubling up on the BACON BACON to describe Governor Pork Belly. But of course like the Zimmerman trial having nothing to do with race, this has nothing to do with Christie being fat.

This is something Republicans are very very good at.  Rush Limbaugh tells a lie or makes an absurd accusation or denial, Fox News picks it up, it goes into the GOP talking points on Friday, saturates the Sunday talk shows and by Monday every moron in American believes whatever it is.  It’s their ace in the ass hole.

Why this  clown from Kentucky gets the attention he does is beyond me. An Evangelical Christian creationist rabidly against abortion and birth control and homos playing Ayn Rand for the show.  Who are the people who think this clown is not a clown?  Come on… I want them to stand up and be counted and photographed and videoed so I can find them the NSA databanks and send them a picture of my butt.