Stephen Colbert, Rick Santorum’s Faith Based lies are true!

Here we find that though Rick Santorum tells really big lies, his staff says it is alright! Well, because his lies are told from the heart! That is what is meant by FAITH BASED. If in your heart you believe something to be true, no matter how untrue or insane it may be, it is true to you. Such a deal! Sign me up!

Santorum says we have a federal law that everyone must speak English. No we don’t. A faith based lie which is true!
Santorum says they tag and kill sick old people in the Netherlands. No they don’t. A faith based lie which is true.

But hey, things are looking up! Both these faith based lies have nothing to do with sex, abortion or sluts!