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Stephen Colbert, Rick Scott the Fanless Florida python on Ectacy

Who gives two poops about the environment and education? This is Florida, everyone needs a fan!

rick scott has no fan Whenever I take notice of Florida governor Rick Scott I am reminded of a great but lesser known Rolling Stones song, The Girl with Faraway Eyes.

Of course this example of Rick Scott being an a whole, or looking like a python on acid will not deter any Republican from voting for him. We also now have the Rick Scott campaign using the fan issue in ads to what they assume is their advantage. Which means the Scott campaign is more than likely also on acid.

The problem for Rick Scott on this one is that Florida is just so fked up that a fan will more than likely turn the election to Charlie Crist. But then again, it’s Florida. The panhandle where they have yet to hear about shoes and dentists, the tourist Orlando and East Coast region, the West  coast controlled by walkers and Rascals, the Hispanic and Cuban Miami area, and of course the Florida Keys where everyone is so drunk most of the time they don’t know where or when or if to vote…