It goes without saying, a bear in the woods or a scorpion on the ground is nothing compared to a spider in your ear.
Be afraid, sorely afraid of everything, bears, scorpions and spiders are just the tip of the iceberg, there’s Putin, Iran, Islam, Mexicans, immigration, Chinamen, North Korea, Pakistan, Taliban, Sharia Law, ISIS, al Qaeda, Obamacare, war on Christians, the government, Christmas, African Americans killing our police, baby killers, the Supreme Court, socialists, private email servers, killing Christmas and above the fear of God. Who I am told is jealous, angry and mean.
Come to think of it, the only thing Republicans are not afraid of are guns and wars.