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Stephen Colbert, Trump, Kellyanne and the Bowling Green Masacre

Stephen Colbert, Trump, Kellyanne and the Bowling Green MasacreThe media needs to change and become fairer and give equal time to both real events and events that never happened.

We begin with the not yet impeached President Trump claiming the news media does not report terrorist attacks and that we all know why they don’t. Because reporters are more than just “lying scum” they also don’t want to make Islamic terrorists look bad. Or make him look good for that matter. One way of fixing that last part would be for the not yet impeached president to do something good just once.

Next up we have Kellyanne Conway who has referred to the “masterminds behind the Bowling Green massacre.” She twice before also called called it a “massacre.” But now she says reporters are all a bunch of “haters” just because poor Kellyanne misspoke and used the wrong word when she meant “terrorists.”

Remember when it was all over the right-wing bubble that President Clinton regularly used cocaine in the oval office? With no observable reason for thinking that? But what about Kellyanne Conway on meth? There are hundreds of observable hours to suppose that. Not only talking so fast no closed caption system has yet been found that can keep up with her but the body type as well.