Stephen Colbert, Windmills give you Herpes

windmills cause herpesAnd even more diabolical is if they do indeed spread herpes it means someone is fking our windmills!

Wind turbine syndrome is a killer which we will be sure to hear a lot more about on Fox News and talk radio. Along with how solar panels cause babies to go blind.

But wait! “Studies” show that there is no evidence of health effects from wind turbines. And who does these so called “studies”? Smart people! And no one likes a smarty pants!

What is real about Wind Turbine Syndrome is the NOCEBO effect. It is one of the Fox News / Talk Radio diseases that is spread by talking about it.

  • Houston Wade

    Except for the herpes, every ailment listed is also kown as “getting old.”