Tag: pigs

Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump workout

Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump workout

After news of Secretary of State Rex Tillerson’s meltdown at the White House Staff [Jared Kushner] being the defacto Secretary of State, this Funny or Die video arrives to knowingly or unknowingly depict Jared Kushner as Kelso under the thumb of Mila Kunis. It’s Kelso running foreign policy and fixing all the trouble in the…

Roger Ails dead at 77, so be nice

Roger Ails dead at 77, so be nice

So how long do we have to be nice? How about as long as Rush Limbaugh was nice about these deaths, which was all on the day they died: “Just another dead doper. And a dirt bag.” Greatful Dead Jerry Garcia “Robin Williams killed himself because liberals are never Happy.” “Kurt Cobain was, ladies and gentleman…

Fox News, Roger Ailes and the Sexist Pig Channel

The most powerful man in American politics, Roger Ailes, has been fired by Fox News owners the Murdoch family only to be defended and honored by Sean Hannity, Neil Cavuto, Bill O’Reilly, Rush Limbaugh and of course Donald Trump, in fact there is talk of Donald Trump asking Roger Ailes to come on board to help…

Donald Trump? Pig or Buffoon?

It’s a tough call, but some name is needed that is both universal and will stick, and with Rush Limbaugh already having PIG pretty much wrapped up, BUFFOON seems to be the right word for Donald Trump. Sure you can add “bigoted buffoon” to get that double letter thing but that weights it down. Some…

So it begins, Pig head tossed at Philly mosque

Oh why oh why [hand ringing] won’t Barack Hussein O say MUSLIM terrorist [teeth bleeding] what a wussy. Well THIS IS FKING WHY you dumbasses And this is just the beginning. The same old story, the sour pickles at the bottom of the barrel looking around for lesser pickles to pickle on in pickup trucks.…

Al Madrigal visits the Devil Pig of Iowa

Indeed there could not be any states more unrepresentative of average Americans than Iowa, South Carolina, New Hampshire and Nevada, well beside Utah anyway, rather it should be Illinois, Connecticut, and California. If not for the Iowa caucuses every 4 years, perhaps Iowa would cease to exist in anyone’s mind?  Like where would Kansas be…

Joni Ernst Response in Pigpoop

Joni Ernst aside, Iowa has more pigpoop than any other state – while being relatively short in both landmass and population – which means pigpoop per capita runs about 50 pounds per person per year. And as we can see from the visuals here we can assume they carry it in a sack slung over…