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Thanksgiving Turkey Pardon with Onions


Obama Outlines Moral, Philosophical Justifications For Turkey Pardon

This reminds me of the problem that both Obama and Jimmy Charter suffer(ed). Being logical, reasonable and doing the right thing does not work well with Americans who have the attention span of a toddler at a parade, and believe only what they are told to believe.

Whether it be soon collecting more than $5 million when their long lost rich uncle magically appears, or will not be the one laid off next month, or when they get a $200,000 a year raise next year or that talking to invisible flying sky creatures will solve their problems.

American Jesus will return as a Hedge Fund Manager with an NRA sponsored open carry permit. Remember the great parable from the Lord himself, "A rich man will stick a needle in the eye of the poor man and ride his golden camel into Heaven."