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The Onion week in review, Perry, Bachmann mentally ill

The Republican Party is now down to two mentally ill candidates and the guy who lost the nomination last time.


Steve Jobs Resigns After Realizing Technology Has Gone As Far As It Can

Are those who believe in talking snakes, men living inside fish stomachs and men walking on water insane?

Of course not!

But those who believe in talking alligators, men living inside elephant stomachs and men floating are insane!

You cannot deny the logic.