Gold: Sharon Angle, Nebraska Tea Party candidate. Don’t let Angle’s announcement that she is Pro-Choice throw you.
The woman is full of contradictions, and has expressed that she knows the best government for us exists under a theocracy. Angle’s form of "Pro choice" does not include abortions under any circumstances, even in the instances where the mother and baby’s lives are are in peril. In a crisis such as rape or incest, in Angle’s world, there are two choices, abstinence or Contraception. Don’t even ask about the ‘Morning After Pill" for such God controlled emergencies.
Silver: U.S. Rep Sue Myrick NC congresswoman. Sue Myrick’s former forays into enemy infiltration once included the warning of Muslim spies in our capitol disguised as congressional interns. Nothing came of the intern warning, but ever-watchful Myrick has alerted Homeland Security Chief Napolitano to convene a task force! Myrick has reason to believe that Hezbollah is helping drug cartels tunnel under the US-Mexican border. What more proof do you need than the recent fad in prison tattoos?
Bronze: Vampire Lady! The unnamed Colorado resident may be the most sane of the three listed today. She’s not dictating the reproductive rights of other women, nor is she pestering Homeland Security. The lady who was sober, had the misfortune of explaining why she backed into a ditch to escape an oncoming – vampire! Safety first, Colorado residents might want to replace that pine scented tree air freshener with a clove or two of garlic. I’m just sayin’……