Glenn Beck won’t let you down, even when he’s on vacation! The news that’s gripping the nation? According to fill-in host, right wing radio jock Doc Thompson it’s the Tanning Tax! It’s racist if ever there were a racist bill, because who tans, fish belly white people, that’s who! This is a reminder, if you see gramma or pawpaw watching FOX Snooze turn the dial for ’em, it would be a kindness.