The GOP has moved up in the world of tolerance and sensitivity! Now its just Mexicans, Muslims and Negroes. Just a little over a decade ago it was just about everybody! Here! Here!
Ladies! Do you want your Republican acquaintances wearing microphones and asking who you blew? VOTE REPUBLICAN!
Ladies! Do you want your Republican girlfriends giving tape recordings of what you said about who you blew to the authorities, who then subpoena you to a grand jury to name names or else be shackled and thrown in prison? VOTE REPUBLICAN!
Ladies! Do you want prosecutors forcing you to testify to a grand jury on what you know about who your daughter blows? VOTE REPUBLICAN!
Ladies and gentlemen! Do you want Ken Starr and the GOP tapping your phone, ransacking your closets, and peeking in your windows? VOTE REPUBLICAN!
Ladies and gentleman! Do you want what you say in private to be recorded and put on the front page of newspapers and magazines? VOTE REPUBLICAN!
Ladies and gentleman! Do you want to lose your job or be thrown in jail for sexual acts you and a consenting adult do in private? VOTE REPUBLICAN!
Gentlemen! Do you want to have to spend a fortune in bug-sensing equipment and hire a lawyer before you ever have sex again? VOTE REPUBLICAN!
This ole page from the impeachment days is really fun to read now in retrospect. What were they thinking? Back then there were just as many Mexicans and Muslims and Negroes and queers to worry about as there are now. Thats what we need, a high level BJ! Get our minds off all these foreign invaders and down to serious business.