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War on Christmas Bill OReilly, Jesus hates the poor & unemployed

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Gold: Bill O’Reilly has a holiday message for one and all in his recent column, "Keep Christ in Unemployment." It’s not enough to be a lucky hack with a feeling of entitlement. Self-professed Christian O’Reilly toasts his chestnuts on the misery of those "irresponsible" people who want to bask in the warmth of an extended unemployment check. Well here’s where the ne’er do wells get off! While it’s unlikely for any of O’Reilly’s audience, but if one should feel a pang of Christmas guilt, Bill has taken care of that too, O’Reilly is speaking for the Birthday Boy himself! He’s not quoting him verbatim of course, because he seems blissfully unaware of the scripture he spouts, but it lets him sleep at night.

Silver: Rush Limbaugh says that ‘dingy’ Harry and Nancy Pelosi are calling him names! I recommend that they be called to the principal’s office immediately – isn’t that what we do with terrorists?

Bronze: Lou Dobbs, Thank goodness he has survived! Apparently he’s taken a break from building ‘the wall’ between the U.S. and Mexico. He is somewhat like the two Muppets in judge drag, who sat in the balcony commenting on the show. Lou – while lacking their insight or charm keeps us abreast of the latest in subversive legislation.