So many sheep so little time. Daily Show Muslim Hasan Minhaj travels to West Texas for a story not just about Ranger, Texas water, but the horrible lead leaden water that most all of rural America must suffer with.
Can’t even wash with it yet alone drink it. And more importantly, can’t even have sex in it. Though I doubt that has been a problem for Ranger Public Works commissioner Roger Drews.
Fixing the problem nationwide will cost upwards of a $1 trillion and will need new federal and state regulations. So what are the dirty thirsty people of rural American to do? Well other than have sex in the rain. Which only comes through twice a year in West Texas. Though that is probably more sex than Jared Kushner gets.
The answer of course is for them to vote for Donald Trump, Ted Cruz, Gregg Abbott, Dan Patrick, Ken Paxton and straight Republican tickets whose entire ideology is about making it all worse.
My sympathy thins.