On their third day the White Christian Party meeting in St Paul, Minnesota were unanimous in calling for lower taxes, less government and no abortions, but it was Rudy Giuliani who really oiled them up to a standing ovation chant of Drill Baby Drill!
The running gag of the evening was making fun of Community Organizers! Wow they sure hate Community Organizers! It also generated standing chants but I am not sure what they were screaming, U S A I think. I wonder what color Community Organizers are? Hmmm…. I can’t find any official information on that, but I did find that 1.5% of the delegates at the convention are minorities. I do not think that includes Hispanics though it did not say.
There sure was a lot of baby saving going on, even for rape, incest and the death of the mother. Good way of getting rid of one of them witchy wives I hear tell about! Personally I would not know anything about that.
But the big issue was not that minority of crazy religious crap but the American majority of drilling for oil everywhere possible. Planting a few rigs on the lawn between the Washington Monument and the Lincoln Memorial is not only a really swell idea, but it’s also a slap in the face and a kick in the nuts to the now most hated group of reprobate this side of the Rio Grande! Pencil necked, tree hugging, Marxist, hate America Hollywood elitist environmental whackos!
The White Christian Party finds caring for the planet comes way way WAY behind our dire need for another round of lowering taxes, further reducing government programs and spending, restricting women’s’ rights, day dreaming about what gay people do when they are clothless and of course, the orgiastic joy in flipping that auto switch on their assault rifles! They understand what Jesus meant when he said. "Fk everyone but me!" Eclesetesiticals 4:76
The evening ended with a hottie white chick who said she looked like a pitbull with lipstick. She looked okay though, but you could tell like most Evangelical chicks, Luanne Hill comes to mind, her looks and her mouth work much better than her brain.