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12 ways to tell Sarah Palin and Michele Bachmann apart, FOD

12 ways Sarah Palin and Michele Bachmann are the same:

1)   Believe Global Warming is hoax.
2)   Believe evolution is a lie.
3)   Wish to deny equal rights to gays.
4)   Believe the end times are upon us.
5)   Are Ditzy Bimbos.
6)   Are very bad historians.
7)   Write more books than they read.
8)   No longer live in trailer parks.
9)   Are not witches! 
10) Would vote against debt ceiling.
11) Believe men live inside of fish.
12) Are beloved my morons.