The always zany Danger Dolan compiles a hilarious list of fifteen of the dumbest and most unlucky criminals ever! As with any occupation, some people simply are not cut out for it. Another theory is that the truly crafty have entered a life of public service. For the following people – I can only blame school guidance counselors, because these blundering souls are totally unfit for the calling. The fifteen criminals to infect society with lame ineptitude span a wide variety of attempted crimes. From attempting to pass a phony One Million dollar bill at Walmart, to the dummy who attempted to steal a gun. Oh, by the way, he was using a baseball bat, and he was trying to steal it from a gun shop. Gimme a Duh.
You’ll cheer as an elderly lady in a wheelchair defeats an intruder, armed only with a screwdriver, which she wields with focused intention and deadly skill. You’ll wonder at the standards for beauty in the neighborhood where a bank robber hails from, when he shows up dressed in a blonde wig, large fake breasts, flowered pants…And a face full of whiskers.
There is so much more. If ever you encounter a criminal…And I hope you don’t, I hope he is half as inept as the line-up Dolan has compiled.