ONION Year in Review is the ultimate news round-up. If it’s not mentioned here, it probably didn’t happen. These are the stories which shaped our lives this year.
Notable stories include: Congress held school children for ransom in an armed stand-off in September. The Dick Cheney auditorium held an important gathering. Dignitaries assembled to fete the U.S. for our role in bringing Democracy to Afghanistan, and averting what could have been a devastating ten year financial slide; also proving that parallel universes do exist.
Who could forget the lovely $8 billion dollar abortion complex? Ben Bernake gets hammered and speaks frankly about the economy. The passing of Steve Jobs is noted, as is the American desire to live as robot bears. And that’s not all!