Personally, with the endless supply of Republican tubes, nobs, gits, creeps and a wholes to choose from, NeoCon Billy Kristol is the only one I have an insatiable urge to put in a headlock and give a knuckle rubbie until I wear myself out. And even worse, sometimes when he is grinning that "I know I am lying" crap eating grin of his I want to grab his lower face with one hand and just twist it as hard as I can so I can enjoy his screams! And… AND! I also often find myself with my middle finger cocked under my thumb ready to give a TWEAK IN THE NOSE to any Republican that comes within striking distance.
It seems that after 30 years of living down here in Dumbutt the Texas culture of violent solutions has finally rubbed off on me. I wonder if should get a trigger lock for my thumb?