In ironic news today, Juniana Forlano asks 'why' Senator Patrick Leahy feels that 22 more government agencies really need open access to your private email and social media! I ask 'how' – can I obtain a job with one of these agencies without becoming a resident of a maximum security prison, which is where the scanning work will no doubt be farmed out. Also on the agenda, Planking or Milking? Could Obama appear on Mount Rushmore? The FCC Chairman has made it possible for everyone to have a Rupert Murdoch in our very own city!