Conan and Andy just have to ask Bill about the lawsuit that tabloid billionaire, and Hair Club For Men drop-out Donald Trump is filing against him. Says Bill, “It's like they took Lenny from “Of Mice and Men” and made him a billionaire.”
It's a pity that Trump is wealthy because in my humble opinion, he wouldn't last two minutes in Judge Judy's courtroom. The entire mess would be dismissed by the feisty judge with a few disparaging words and a trademark, “Because I'm smarter than you – that's why.” As usual, it would be true. As it stands, Trump is willing to tie up valuable court time with his publicity seeking. For future reference, Conan offers Bill a page from his own playbook, demonstrating the behavior that helps him avoid just this kind of time and money sucking legal entanglement.