Newscat is out today with the flu, the ONION has stopped embedding video options, Funny or Die has been on the skids since the election and seems it should be called About to Die, and Mondays are the worst day of the week to find anything funny at all anywhere. Poor Poor Pitiful me.
I do like this one though. Talking heads screwing up stories no one cares about. Oops. Talking heads screwing up stories a billion or so idiots care about. Did you know Justin Beiber had a bad birthday? I bet you did! What about side boobs? You know about that! And what about sinkholes! OMG! You are not safe in bed.