This is one 911 call that neither the operators nor the man in distress are likely to forget. While I try not to criticize the decoration of other people’s homes, and would hope they give me the same leeway, mine isn’t life threatening, just cheerfully tacky. Who knew that a water buffalo head weighed in the neighborhood of 250 lbs, and that placing a chair directly beneath it was a very bad idea? It messed the master of the house up mightily when it came loose from it’s moorings and gravity took over. You try dialing 911 with a water buffalo on your head!
I couldn’t help but think of the interviews in Sarah Palin’s cozy animal mortuary. There was a giant bear hide, teeth bared, occupying the back of her sofa where if anything, a gaudy
afghan dwells in most homes. Further shots showed the plethora of wildlife (or trophies) that she and her family have "mercifully" thinned out of the herd,which occupy much of the wall
space….and to think, our Florida friend only had one. The woman lives an unnaturally charmed life.