Fear smells. Oops, typo… Fear sells. I thought this kind of thing was, how do they say, hollowed ground? A sacred place? But no, a fishy smell can cost you a raise! Can’t Get A Raise? It’s Probably Because You’re Not Douching
This is how the GOP works too. Be afraid. Afraid of immigrants, Muslims, ACORN and of course, not enough pooping!
Look out ladies! Everything is dangerous! IT will get you and your children too!
I bet if there were a product called Safely Safe Safety that it would sell without even having to say what it is. $49.95! As not actually seen on TV! Call now!