"New Congress passes legislation allowing illegal immigrants to stay in the United States as long as their feet do not touch the ground." From the Onion Video
Obama Replaces Costly High-Speed Rail Plan With High-Speed Bus Plan
We can afford tax breaks for the wealthy, tax free church construction and high speed buses but we cannot afford Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid, schools, fixing bridges, pipelines or a tunnel under the Hudson. We are officially the United States of Duh.