Hey, last minute shoppers this is for all of you, those who feel that it’s getting uncomfortably close to the holidays and – those who agree with Brother Merchant here that ‘The last days’ are nigh.
Why not come on in and buy that outrageously expensive piece of jewelry on sale? Chances are – you and the store owner will have been raptured up before your first 35% interest rate payment is due, it’s a ‘win/win’ for everyone!