Look what I came across when I went to vote early! Right there seen from the line! Fat ugly white people throwing darts at the faces of President Obama and Wendy Davis. I can’t say for sure that all Republicans are fat ugly white people, but I can say fat ugly white people sure do vote Republicans.
But perhaps a bit of tea and sympathy? Spending time at an old people’s home I have taken notice that there are no fat people there. I have a pretty good idea of where they are though.
Also keep in mind Republicans have few celebrities or even sports stars they can look up to other than Ted Nugent, Mel Gibson and Tim Tebow. About the only role models they have are Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck. Asians, Hispanics, African Americans and gays can’t stand them. So what are they left with? Hostess products, Jesus and guns. It must be a miserable life when the step outside their bubble. But these days with Fox News, talk radio, the Drudge Report and the range they seldom wander far from each other.