Gold: Bill O’Reilly. Just because Norway’s least favorite son, Anders Breivek claims in his enormous manifesto to be a Christian, is no reason for the godless, liberal media to quote it. O’Reilly has special ‘True Christian detection devices.’ Of course, there are still many who marvel at the loop-holes O’Reilly has crawled through on his way to mass as well. Granted, Breivek has veered far from the accepted church. I can’t help but feel that O’Reilly would feel better if only he could trace Islam into Breivek’s family tree – or at minimum – a Pentecostal. It’s true,"You never expect the Spanish Inquisition." It’s also true that the diabolical crusaders always see their campaign as a just – if sadistic cause.
RJ Adds: Why when a Muslim commits something horrible we label them Muslims. How about every violent crime from now on we label everyone’s religion? Let’s be fair. Like Christian Timothy McVeigh… O’Reilly, who is in the top ten of disgusting Right-wing a wholes, is saying Christians are incapable of terrorist acts! The national media does not report Pro Life terrorist acts unless there is a death. There have been literally THOUSANDS of bombings, shootings, arson and attacks of doctors and health care workers by Christian TERRORISTS that have not resulted in death. And when you are having a wedding in the countryside and a Christian Drone drops on the party blowing everyone to smithereens, that is TERRORISM.
Silver: Michele and Marcus Bachmann. Day-amn but it’s good to be a Bachmann! This Hippo-sized hypocrisy won’t fit through the spacious double doors of their new home!
The love birds picked up the 5200 sq foot beauty with a loan from either Freddy or Fanny. Cuddle Puppy and Cupid’s Beau snatched the bargain up in the nick of time! Some ditzy wench from Minnesota – named Bachmann is determined to pull the plug on the two programs, which have helped many people, often first time home buyers get that all important leg-up in the home buying market. This pair are like money magnets. Marcus gained a windfall from Medicare for his ersatz pray away the gay ‘clinic,’The family farm has benefited from farm subsidies, and foster children come with monetary support – what next from the odd couple who snag all of the goodies, then outlaw them for others?
Bronze: Ohio State Republican Jared Martin. Martin, who was caught driving while inebriated was also sweaty, dirty and shirtless. He was not – accompanied by a stripper, if there is an upside to this tale. You may remember OH State Rep Mecklenborg who dreamed up a wonderful way to keep all of the ‘wrong’ people from voting! Everyone would need the picture I.D. on their drivers license. No problem, correct? Since Mecklenborg’s proposal, he’s lost his I.D. as have two other Republicans – and the summer isn’t over!