Gold: House Majority Leader Eric Cantor is the perfect ‘winner’ for today’s Hypocrisy theme. Despite agreement from his own party, like Mitt Romney, he feels that "corporations are people too." They’re the most deserving of people, so stop your sniveling about health care, Social Security, and jobs and just pay them, some more! Projection’s the game, and Obama is to blame when Cantor starts his unbelievable rant about class warfare and the politics of division.
Silver: Tony Perkins of the Family Research Council. They’re the organization with the wholesome name, which like a plus size mu mu covers a multitude of sins at first glance. They hate our crazy indiscriminate spending – and they know just how unworthy some of the recipients are.
Bronze: Congressman LaMar Smith (R-TX) chairs the House Judiciary Committee. If Smith’s job sounds like a solemn responsibility you are correct. What could be more important than trying to "frankly embarrass the President " – LaMar must be tuckered out at the end of the day.